Sick Dick

Cheney checked into the hospital for shortness of breath today.

Pumped full of meds and his shell of a heart hooked up to a pacemaker, doctor's don't see any long term effects from this lastest scare.

The dark lord and the evil inside him lurk on...

More on Cheney's health:

Cheney has a long history of health problems and suffered his first heart attack in 1978 when he was 37. Ten years later, after his third heart attack, he had quadruple bypass surgery to clear clogged arteries.

Cheney, who has not suffered a heart attack since he became vice president in 2001, began a daily exercise program in 2000 and started eating healthier.

He quit smoking in 1978 and takes medication to lower his cholesterol... (Fox News)