Bush: The Democracy Fairy

Look, it's America's own Democracy Fairy,
picking and choosing, wary, nary,
which country to say whose leader we'll bury!

Saddam, you were it, Putin are you next?
If Bush decides, you can surely bet,
The plans of war have already been set.

No W.M.D.'s? Just never you mind!
We'll blame it on Tenet, kick him on his 'hind,
Then send our troops to walk on landminds.

"Iraq", Bush yells, "Do it like this!"
Draw a line in the sand, smile and kiss.
A failed constitution, why Fairy, did you miss?

Can't shove it down their throats,
can't make'em vote,
What's a fairy to do but sing a new note.

Democracy, Democracy, let's all do a dance!
Hey, America! Snap out of your f#*!#** trance!
With Bush, we never did stand a chance.